Wednesday, May 25, 2005
advice to a female friend in india
just wanted you to know that i'm in northern india. so far, i have not fallen in love with india as i had hoped. it seems that all of israel is traveling here. i've met only one girl who is nice enough for me to travel with. overall, i have no clue where to go, what to visit and i feel like showing the men a boob so at least they have a good reason for staring at me all fucking day! send me some inspiration!
what can i say,... you make me cry and scared. of course i wouldnt mind either to see one of your boobs (or even two), but in the middle of india.... very scary indeed.
yeah i know from there you are coming. india can be a fucking hassle and all the israelis dont help it either. but my dear friend, be strong. india always brings it out in you, good or bad. if it gets too much just go down south, so much more relaxing. but i suppose its the monsoon down there. hmmmmm you are in trouble. just let go and relax. maybe go to an ashram, but with all those gurus wanting sex it might not be the right idea either. now you got me all confused and i really dont know what to advise you. maybe just leave the fucking place and let them all rot.........
anyway hope you settled down by now and had some good things happening to you.... will write more soon
what can i say,... you make me cry and scared. of course i wouldnt mind either to see one of your boobs (or even two), but in the middle of india.... very scary indeed.
yeah i know from there you are coming. india can be a fucking hassle and all the israelis dont help it either. but my dear friend, be strong. india always brings it out in you, good or bad. if it gets too much just go down south, so much more relaxing. but i suppose its the monsoon down there. hmmmmm you are in trouble. just let go and relax. maybe go to an ashram, but with all those gurus wanting sex it might not be the right idea either. now you got me all confused and i really dont know what to advise you. maybe just leave the fucking place and let them all rot.........
anyway hope you settled down by now and had some good things happening to you.... will write more soon
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hi just came across your blog by accident -
i am actually horrified reading your post - surely its not that bad
i dont know about the staring part - but i guess trying some indian outfit ( a conservative salwar kameez) would help .
and india isnt all the agrarian/barabaric as you seem to think
the best way to get started is to vsist some decet city down south and then ease yourself slowly into the rest of the parts.
Its not really monsoons here yet (i mean down south) I would suggest you visist bangalore which is a very cosmopolitan place - atleast you wont get stared at - get used to india and then move on - the problem with most tourist's is that , they take on a very stereotypical tourist-ish attitude - want to see cows , beggars, snake charmers and all that - its very romantic and all when you are back home but when you face it its quiet different -the truth is is the beauty is perhaps in how all these things are blended with modern stuff and how people can hook up very nicely .
anyways - i dont know if i am helping you in any way - but then chill out- go to bangalore first and then to all the rural places.
Finally about the ashram and guru thing - its a typical - tourist legend - we tend to take our gurus and ashrams very seriuosly - its goes far beyond the sex, kamasutra and all that oriental rubbish.
- a totally horrified indian MALE
and yeah
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i am actually horrified reading your post - surely its not that bad
i dont know about the staring part - but i guess trying some indian outfit ( a conservative salwar kameez) would help .
and india isnt all the agrarian/barabaric as you seem to think
the best way to get started is to vsist some decet city down south and then ease yourself slowly into the rest of the parts.
Its not really monsoons here yet (i mean down south) I would suggest you visist bangalore which is a very cosmopolitan place - atleast you wont get stared at - get used to india and then move on - the problem with most tourist's is that , they take on a very stereotypical tourist-ish attitude - want to see cows , beggars, snake charmers and all that - its very romantic and all when you are back home but when you face it its quiet different -the truth is is the beauty is perhaps in how all these things are blended with modern stuff and how people can hook up very nicely .
anyways - i dont know if i am helping you in any way - but then chill out- go to bangalore first and then to all the rural places.
Finally about the ashram and guru thing - its a typical - tourist legend - we tend to take our gurus and ashrams very seriuosly - its goes far beyond the sex, kamasutra and all that oriental rubbish.
- a totally horrified indian MALE
and yeah
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